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Ship me the Bird!

COVID-19 is a hot dumpster fire of terribleness. While it seems trivial to talk about our ship'em the bird policy, we felt we needed to keep you updated. 

We are Minnesota based and have partners and suppliers all over the US. If you have ordered a product and are like, "WTF is taking so long," you may stop reading and email me here: For everyone else who is on the fence but wants to understand shipping implications, press on. 

We are still experiencing increased fulfillment times. This could range from limited workers able to print on demand, temporary closures of warehouses to shipping delays. We are doing the best we can to navigate the new world and are here to help. 

Please see the breakdown below; 

  • Apparel (sweaters, hoodies, t-shirts short and long sleeved): 6-11 Business Days to be printed; We partner with an on-demand printing company.  Recommend ordering before 12/9 
  • Beanie Hats: 5 -7 Business days to create; we partner with an on-demand printing company. Recommend ordering before 12/11.
  • Fingerless Gloves/ Slouchy and Jersey Beanie- 3 Business days to ship. These items will ship out of my house in Minnesota. Recommend ordering before 12/15.
  • Tracking is available on all items that are shipped

Please contact if you have additional questions. Expect some delay in response, as I am a company of 1 and part-time substitute teacher to my remote learning kids. #flipthembirdsup 

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