FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
The glove that says all of the words
Champlin, Minnesota – May 2018
FLIP EM THE BIRD, INC.
Our awesome sh*t is for sale! People line up around the corner in excited anticipation, ok, it's mainly friends and family, I mean hello a press release? Hopefully, great auntie's bridge club will pick it up in the Golden Year's Gazette. We will see I guess.
If you are someone who is using the hashtag #COLDAF #SLEEPYAF #HUNGRYAF, really anything that ends in AF, WE HAVE THE PRODUCT FOR YOU! Fingerless gloves, with a teeny little bird on the middle finger.
Our company's mission is to create fashion that has something to say. Something funny to be more specific, really LMFAO is the companies mission. We also want to give back, stay tuned as we develop a strategy around swearing is caring. That way people will stop giving you a hard time for being a #pottymouthAF. (did you see what I did there)
Flip 'em the bird has its headquarters in Champlin, Minnesota. Products are sold at www.flipemthebird.com, for more information or interview requests, please reach out to email@example.com, I am not available Tuesdays after 3 pm, it's $5 movie night and taco Tuesday, can we make Tuesdays a national holiday?