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We passed on flimsy, tissue-paper cotton because establishing self-respect requires actual substance. We cut this piece from a dense, 6.1-ounce heavyweight ring-spun cotton that carries that substantial, vintage feel right out of the box. Because it is genuine garment-dyed fabric, the color holds a washed-down depth that only looks better the more you beat it up in the laundry, completely skipping that awkward cardboard stage of a cheap promotional tee.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThe silhouette sits square and relaxed, giving you plenty of room to breathe while you decline optional team-building exercises. We built it with twill-taped shoulders and neck seams so the structure stays completely locked in, paired with a flat 7\/8-inch topstitched collar that refuses to stretch into a wavy mess after a long week. Double-needle stitching runs across the armholes, sleeves, and hem, meaning it will comfortably outlast whatever five-year company vision plan they are currently pushing on the all-hands call. 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