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We built it out of pure self-preservation and dense, ridiculously soft fleece to shield your nervous system from the fallout of cutting dead weight. The micro-text sits right below the collar line with widely spaced editorial tracking, keeping the hit clean, sharp, and entirely understated. It gives you all the presence of an expensive streetwear piece without the desperate look of someone screaming for attention. If anyone gets close enough to make out the print, they are already standing entirely too close to someone who has permanently moved on.   \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nA quick note on the cut: this fleece runs slightly snug through the shoulders and torso. 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